The Governator

The Governator

By Paul Peete

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You were a bodybuilder before you got your first movie role, Conan the Barbarian. I guess that's why you like to bully those who differ politically from you. Bully the men, and fondle the women! Way to go Arnold! Oh yeah, you called the assemblymen Girly men; did you pose nude for them like you did in that Gay magazine? Do the women in Sacramento have to guard their breasts and buttocks when you are in the room!

Tell us Arnold! Was it the steroids that make you so aggressive? How can we know that you are safe to be around; you might just snap on us, think you are in one of your kill’em all movies and just start wiping folks out!

You are great at those one liners! Girlie men, political addicts! Isn’t that what you did in your movies; constant one liners to conceal the fact that you fail to grasp the language or the real issues.

Oh and by the way, Arnold, it’s Cauliflower not Caulifornia! It’s embarrassing to have a Governor who can’t even say the name of the state he governs! Arnold tell the truth; you really want to fondle the voters of California. Don’t you? You got away with lying before; met with Michael Milken and Ken Lay last time you ran, then said you don’t even remember meeting them! The way you suck up to money and power, no way you would have forgotten the head thief in charge of Enron, and the biggest Computer thief ever!

Now you say that folks who pay $90,000 to get to meet you won’t receive any special consideration, just business as usual. With your convenient memory, you will forget meeting with them too, after you get re-elected! Oh, that lil two fer 90k sounds like a double whammy, the time you are selling them belongs to the California voters, and the access you allow based on their contributions, shows that you are for sale to the highest bidder!

How soon before you start your Presidential Bid? Are you planning on spending California taxpayers money to get that hat in the ring? Maybe California deserves to have another third rate actor for our governor! We were dumb enough to believe you when you said you would only be a one-term governor working for the People's needs. Yeah I guess we should have listened to you when you said "I'll be bach". At least Ronald Reagan had more lines in Bedtime for Bonzo than Bonzo!

OK, you got one term pretending you care about this state. Now you want another term terminating our legal rights, terminating our legal protections, terminating the forward thinking programs we as Californians expect. Your machine tries to substitute sound bites and ad blitzes for public debate and issue driven discussion. Now your money machine is in full gear and your stealth campaign is already costing California voters money to pay for you and your entourage to travel around the country to raise more money for your gubernatorial run.

You ran claiming you were a different kind of Republican, but there you were at the Republican convention praising G.W. like George was your daddy. The same George Bush who let the energy thieves rob Californians of billions of dollars of taxpayers money. The same G. W. who hired the energy chief Ken Lay told him to.

Wake up California! You better believe they’re grooming Arnold to become the next Republican presidential candidate. Even trying to change the constitution so that he can run for president! I wonder how he pronounces United States of America. Probably put a couple of KKs in it, and a couple Nazi heel clicks. Oh and Arnold, when we pledge allegiance, we put our hand on our heart, not overhead like your dad’s Hitler salute.

Oh yeah, It was you who stated that you really admired Hitler didn’t you. No wonder you love G.W.! At least you have an excuse. All your exercise was in your muscles not in your intellect.

Schwarze Negger; even your name suggests Austrian disdain for your roots; named you black neggar! So are you going to come out of the closet Ah-nold, admit that you are a womanizing, self aggrandizing, power hungry, right wing supported, political lightweight, jockeying for legitimacy on one liners and celebrity! You were a third rate actor, I saw them all, don’t even go there, and unfortunately for all of us, a third rate governor!

I see you are still playing the role of the Terminator in your head, Arnold. Yeah terminating the kid’s school money, terminating the college funds, and terminating health care for needy elder citizens! Hell you even want to terminate our rights as voters to even discuss issues. Just know this, Ah-nold, its going to be fact based and logic driven this time and one liners are gonna come back to bite you. Oh and for now! Hasta La Vista, Baaaaaaby, I’ll be Bachhhhhhh,